My excellent friend Brook Todd sent me the link to Chuck Norris Facts yesterday, and I spent far to long laughing and memorizing my favorite quotes. Perhaps I'm behind the curve by just now discovering this site. For those of you who, like me, are just now tuning in, it's worth a look.
Here's my contribution.
"Chuck Norris forbids instructions while being photographed. Chuck Norris is no poser."


Joe,
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thanks for your encouraging words the other day.
God Bless,
db
Posted by: daryl brewton | April 26, 2008 at 03:36 PM
Dude, Chuck Norris rocks slightly less than you bro.
Brook
Posted by: Brook | April 27, 2008 at 03:01 PM
Oh yes my friend you are way behind on the times!I was reading chuck norris quotes back when i was in college 6 years ago and I was behind the times when I was reading them haha!
If you want to read other funny ones you should google "jack bauer facts" equally as funny, plus I think jack bauer is way more of a bad @$$ then chuck. It causes serious debate online haha.
Posted by: Jared Rey | April 27, 2008 at 09:07 PM
dear Joe,
'chuck norris facts' used to be my homepage in college... thankx for reminding that link again... right now I'm in a hospital waiting room and I'm laughing ridiculously....maybe I should have never checked ur blog while here...u r right its tough to narrow down a favourite one...
my pick:
"There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma."
cheers
Posted by: Taffy Johnson | April 28, 2008 at 10:14 AM
Wow! I'm really behind. Am I the last to know about this? Can someone out there try to keep me current on hilarious comedy online?
Posted by: Joe Photo | April 28, 2008 at 10:19 AM