Yesterday I shared with clients the mini-crisis I had when I turned 40. I had an unexpected fit about having a party Ingrid was planning for me, and I made the selfish decision to cancel it. Today I thought I'd share with you some quotes from a humorous email I received on getting older. Some of you may relate. Enjoy.
Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing
About being 104?' the reporter asked.
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
So I got my doctor's permission to
Join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down,
and perspired for an hour. But.....
By the time I got my leotards on,
The class was over.
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
It's scary when you start making the same noises
As your coffee maker.
THE SENILITY PRAYER :
Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and
The eyesight to tell the difference.
Haha... seriously, that's funny. I normally don't dig of 'forwards' like that - but that stuff is pure gold.
Posted by: Another 'Joe' Wedding Photographer | May 28, 2009 at 04:12 PM